I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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