i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im calling her cock vulture from now on
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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