i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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