THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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