She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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