She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
No stitches, just platelets and will power
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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