Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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