I think scott just propositioned me for sex
please come you make the beer taste better
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
