Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well you can't waste a boner
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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