i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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