There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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