I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you win again, gameday.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
