I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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