dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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