so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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