it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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