Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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