He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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