But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
