All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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