Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
