"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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