Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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