i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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