i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
