just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
