She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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