If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
