Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My bed smells like the plague
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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