I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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