she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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