Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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