I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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