my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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