Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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