I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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