Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
