drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
