Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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