Ketchup is God's man juice
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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