At least make sure they are 18
Why
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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