The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
too bad you live with your parents still
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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