we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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