I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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