Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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