office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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