It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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