yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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