well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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