32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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