I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
How's work?
Spinning.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
