it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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