At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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