She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
