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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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